Matthew: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Any random person he can get to answer: Why?

Matthew: Because it went across the road and into the house. It went in the bathroom and sat on the toilet. It went pee and poo. Then the little boy came in and pushed it down the toilet and flushed the toilet and it said “aaaaah! aaaaaaah! aaaaah!”

(Matthew and Jared can incorporate potty humor in any joke. How naive I was to think that since Ethan never engaged in potty talk that I would get to miss it altogether…. *sigh*)

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Matthew: Knock knock

Anyone around: Who’s there?

Matthew: Interrupting cow

Anyone: Interrupting co…….

Matthew: MOOOO!

Courtesy of Erin Coady

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Then Glen tried to expand on the interrupting cow to interrupting chicken or interrupting pig. Matthew LOVED this idea. But he couldn’t execute it!  He’d say – interrupting pig, and then he’d say MOOO by accident instead of OINK! And each time he’d smack his forehead and laugh and laugh, exclaiming – oh no! or Doh! or Hey!

He tried about 20 times before he finally got it. He did NOT give up.