One night in the car, Glen Lipka learns a lesson from his 3 year old Ethan.

Glen: God Damn it!

Ethan: What did you say, daddy?!

Glen: Darn it, darn it! I said Darn it!

Ethan: Is God Damn It Allowed? Is God Damn It allowed?

Glen: No, it is not allowed.

Ethan: Did you say, God Damn It, daddy?

Glen: I did, but it was an accident. I’m sorry, it’s not allowed. I won’t say it again.

Ethan: Is God Damn It allowed?

Glen: No, it’s not allowed. I’m sorry.

Ethan: You said, God Damn It, daddy.

Glen: I know, I won’t say it again, I’m sorry. I promise I won’t say it again.

Ethan: Can Mommy say God Damn It?

Glen: No, mommy won’t say it either.

Ethan: Can I say God Damn It?

Glen: No, you can’t say it either.

Ethan: And Jared has no teeth?

Glen: Umm. That’s right, Jared has no teeth.